This morning, my husband headed to the store for breakfast while I had a lie in. An hour later I started to get worried. "Oh my God, are you OK? Where have you been? Where's my breakfast?" I demand when he eventually got home. After a moment he replied: "Sorry honey, you said to go for breakfast. You said nothing about bringing any back." - Dammit!

My kids were watching the news with us in the den tonight when a piece about the swine flu came on. "Mommy," said my 4 year old daughter "Am I going to get swine flu and die?" Before I could answer, my 6 year old son piped up "No, you won't. Daddy said you're a little cow... not a pig."

My best friend and I joke around, play around the house and call each other names, usually "Hey, fattie!". Today my mom had a Mary Kay meeting where she was the host, and our bird, the African Gray Parrot kept on repeating "Hey, fattie" throughout the evening...

My husband snores so badly that it keeps me awake at night and makes me want to shove him out of bed. In fact, that is just what I did last night. Unfortunately I misjudged the placement of the bedside cabinet and smacked his head off it on the way down though. It wasn't the pain that woke him up though but my uncontrollable laughter. I'm in the spare room tonight!