Money

Sales problems

 

I am so frustrated, i wanted to run my own company since a long time. When i finally had the opportunity i was unable to get any sales. I mean any. Now i dont have the company anymore and i am trying different ideas but i still cant see making any sales even though i used to be able to be at the company where i worked as an employee. Is it fate's way of playing an evil trick on me. Am i meant to suffer????

My life sucks!!

 

...NO JOB - i spent all my life studying... and now after graduation i can't find a job...
....NO MONEY - cuz i have no job....
.....NO LOVE - pffff i can never get the girl that i want..... dammit whenever i try yo get closer to a girl i become like her best friend or brother!!.....
....NO HOPE - what? hope?!!!.....
NO
NOTHING
......

I'm giving up............

Move On and Move Up

 

My ex wife and I divorced 2 years ago. Last year I moved a thousand miles away. She hadn't contacted me until I moved away and landed a new job. Now, she calls me EVERYDAY asking me to come back. I've told her to move on and she just won't give up! The job, I have, is a good job, but I do the best work in my department (and have been told this by my director) but I'm still the lowest paid person in my department. My boss is a nice man but he's weird. When asked a question, he will not give an answer. He just goes about his business like I hadn't said a thing. My ex won't move to be with me.

Haven't recieved money.

 

I've been working at a Veterinary Hospital for my work site as a receptionist and Vet. Tech. Asst. for 6 weeks. I love my job and what I do but I have other responsibilities like bills and school. Haven't gotten paid at all since I've been here. All my bills are esculating and my school books are not paid for....I'm at my peak of just loosing it. I'm not getting paid by the Veterinary but by an organization that helps me with employment.

Forty Dollar Shorts? Hell No.

 

Okay, so the other day, I hung out with an old friend who apparently is rich. She let me borrow her shorts. She's a size 00 and i'm a size 1 or 3 depending on the jeans and whatnot. Well I didn't want to wear the shorts anymore so i wore my jeans again. The next morning, she text me asking where her shorts are. I told her it was in her closet. She found them and told me they were ripped. Okay? I didn't know. I apologized.

Drawbacks of a divorce

 

I recently divorced my wife so I've had to split everything 50/50. We had two joint bank accounts so I took my name off one and she took her name off the other so we both had one each. Unfortunately, I took my name off the one my pay check is paid into, as I found out this morning after I saw my zero balance on pay day! - Dammit!

Bridesmaids

 

My mom got married for the second time today and my sister and I were unofficial bridesmaids. She'd asked me what I was wearing and I told her that my dress cost $700. Her dress was only $50 so we were sure we would not be turning up in the same dress... until we arrived. I wasn't sure what to be most annoyed about - that we had the same dress, that we looked like official bridesmaids or that I could have paid $650 less! - Dammit!

Huge credit card bill

 

This morning a credit card bill landed on my doorstep. I ripped it open and almost died when I saw the $10,956 total... that I hadn't spent! I stormed down to the bank immediately. "As if I would spend $2,500 on Botox! Do I look like an aging loser?" I shouted in the crowded lobby. "Erm, excuse me... that's mine" came a small voice from behind me. "I got your bill instead". It was my mom - Dammit!

We own a dump

 

My boyfriend and I have been house hunting for some time but were excited about the property we were seeing this morning. When we got there it was a dump. The windows wouldn't even open but my boyfriend shoved one so hard it fell off its hinges and plummeted 2 storeys to the ground. The worst thing was the realtor saw and told us the owner would sue unless we put in an offer. We now own a dump and the most expensive broken window in history! - Dammit!

Made a lot on eBay

 

I recently had a major spring clean. I needed to free up some space and decided to sell some old stuff on eBay. I spent hours searching the attic finding cool stuff to sell, some that I couldn't remember seeing before. Within two weeks I'd made $1138. It was around that time I realized I shared an attic with my neighbor... - Dammit!

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