Insult

Everyone thinks they're right

 

I'm part of a writing club and have gotten into arguments with the president. There's evidence to suggest he gives favor to those he prefers and acts unprofessional towards those, he dislikes. When I quit his council he privately insinuated that he removed me, although publicly insisted that it was all my own choice and that I had no right to complain about private issues. He and I disagree on many interpretations of the club rules, a conflict which has turned many club members against me for being stubborn and rebellious and unappreciative of all the hard work the president gives.

Work Frustration

 

Aaagh! Work can be really frustrating at times, especially when you have a line manager you don't like and gets under your skin. Today, she asked me about some work she told me to do a couple of weeks ago (which involves me doing the background work and passing my results onto whoever is dealing with it so they can update the system). The system hadn't been updated so she asked me and I said I passed it onto the next person for the system to be updated. She then said not to pass on work that she told me to do onto someone else as I wouldn't like someone passing on their work to me.

Meeting elderly mother

 

I went to see my elderly mother in her nursing home today. We talked for a while and I reassured her that I'd have her live with me if I had enough space. "Son," she said "I'd rather be here. The food's decent, I don't have to talk to your wife and I don't have to put up with you! I didn't get rid of you until you were 35 so why do something else I'll regret?"

Worst Day Today!

 

Dammit! i'm hating everyone at the moment...
there is nothing that has gone in my favor today
the forked up gala at park had a quarrel, and took his shirt to fight wid me, i didnt start punching his bullied freaking face, and now i regret that why didnt i do it!
then I had a disagrreement with atleast 4-5 friends... and then Family too because of this stupid mobile who is almost useless and always make me angry when i use it to text anyone.. Why the hell is everything not going in my favor..

How forgetful of me

 

I went shopping this morning and parked in the car park nearest the mall. I was only gone an hour but my car had gone missing when I got back. In a panic, I contacted security and they contacted the police. They found my car at 6pm. Apparently it was still in the car park... my new car that I picked up two days ago and forgot I had! - Dammit!

A good dog

 

Today I went to the local dog shelter with my mum because she wanted me to help her choose her new dog. We looked at friendly dog after friendly dog, all of whom had been vetoed by mom. We finally got to an Alsatian, who snapped and snarled at me before heading to my mom for fuss. "Good boy," she said. "A good guard dog always keeps away unwanted visitors!"

Curly hair

 

My daughter is always moaning about her curly hair and refuses to eat the crusts on her sandwiches because my mom once told her they would make it even curlier if she ate them. Yesterday I caught her eating a slice of pie and told her pie crust was the same. "No Mommy," she said rolling her eyes at my stupidity. "Those crusts will just make my belly fat... like yours."

BF cheating on me

 

This evening I walked in on my boyfriend talking to his ex-girlfriend on a cell phone. After a blazing row, I took the phone off him and stormed into the bathroom. He arrived just in time to see me throw it into the toilet. He immediately burst out laughing because his battery had died so he called her back on my phone instead... - Dammit!

Attractive Blonde

 

I was walking down the street and an attractive blonde stopped me and asked if I had the time, without thinking I said "I've got the time if you've got the inclination". She slapped my face so hard it left finger marks for hours! - Dammit!

Got shot

 

While delivering on my postal round I got shot with an air rifle, I saw who it was and went straight to the police. They took my details and asked where this happened, I told them and then they said, oh yes we know who it is; they shot the milkman last week! - Dammit!

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