Let's get philosphical

Every time I see a girl I get interested in, it blows up in my face.
She gets a boyfriend. She ends up being on drugs. She moves away. Or, if I even make it that far, she rejects me in the harshest way possible.

Imagine of God waved a cookie in the face of a starving child, and when the child reached for it, he raised it up so the child couldn't reach it. And then laughed at him.

And the one time, the ONE time I actually get into a relationship after years of trying...

The girl who shared my first kiss. The only girl that could tolerate my existence.
The only girl that filled that gaping void.

Dumped me. After a week. On World of Warcraft. Two hours after I bought her surprise carnations. The very carnations that she was supposed to get on Sweetest Day, which was only two days away.

*Ahem*
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!